My U2 (mini) rant/breakup letter…
Dearest Bono Vox, Edge, Adam & Larry,
WOW, it’s been 30 years between the first time I saw you perform (at The Ritz in ‘81) and just last night at The Meadowlands. It’s been a great ride guys, but I have to say I think we are through. Please don’t be sad - I’m not. You will forever hold a special place in my heart. What went wrong you ask? It’s kind of simple - your music is no longer relevant for me (and it stopped being so quite awhile ago). I cannot remember the last time I reached for one of your albums or singles to listen to. So, I’m sorry - it’s not you…it’s me. In addition, spending nearly $600 USD for two tickets plus parking, food and a few drinks, I simply can’t justify the cost of seeing you perform.
Stay strong (I’m sure you will) - and don’t miss me (I’m sure you won’t),
Best Regards,
Eric.
